[62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Find moreerotic stories here. With the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Three, which appointed Dolores Umbridge to the post of High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, the Ministry effectively started its interference at the school. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. Oh God Not Again! [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. "Well at least we know Potter's an . Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. Book 6, Brotherhood. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. Dont worry, however. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. PEEVES! When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Didnt find what you were looking for? "Min ymmrrn kyll. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. My sweet! However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. [70], In the evening of 1 March, 1997, as Rubeus Hagrid was escorting Harry Potter and Hermione Granger from the Hospital Wing where Ronald Weasley stayed after ingesting poisoned mead, Filch came across them threatening the students with detention. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Professor, something is poking my bum. And also all four of them together. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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[2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Youve been warned. Hiding, are you? [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. 1. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Lots of sex. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. It's rather depraved. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! This is a Triwizard clue! Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. 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